If you're a fan of Wario Ware clones, you might want to check out Tapps Tecnologia's Toilet Times. This batch of mini-games is based upon - what else - going to the bathroom, with a number of skill-oriented contests you must complete to move on to the next round. Lose too many times, however, and your game will go right down the crapper.
Here are some tips that'll keep you from making a mess of things.
How do I play Toilet Time?
It's set up similar to Wario Ware, where you have to complete various mini-games in a few seconds' time. These include a variety of activities, from peeing on stains on a toilet bowl (it's not as dirty as it sounds) to conveniently covering up something dropping in a toilet with a loud cough.
How do I master the "drop" mini-game in Toilet Time?
It's a matter of seeing just when the, ahem, object will drop in the toilet. Once you see it fall, go ahead and hit the Cough button to cover up its splash. Otherwise, your other party will be distracted.
How do I master the shower mini-game in Toilet Time?
It's a matter of finding the right temperature. You'll see clear indications if the water is too hot or too cold, so turn the knob until you see a lukewarm response from your showering dude. Once the time runs out, if you remain there, you'll beat the game.
How do I master the whizzing mini-game in Toilet Time?
You simply need to lean your device to the left or right to direct the flow over to the stains in question. It should only take a second or two to do this, and it's moderately easy to complete.
How do I master the hand-washing mini-game in Toilet Time?
Move your hands around by simply dragging your finger over them on the screen. Eliminate all the stains in a timely manner and you'll beat the round.
How do I master the division mini-game in Toilet Time?
When you first begin, it's easy to divert males and females to their respective bathrooms, simply by how they're colored. In later rounds, however, the colors will change to male and female symbols. Make sure you know which is which before dividing the characters up.
How do I master the open stall mini-game in Toilet Time?
Watch for the feet below. If you see someone's feet at the bottom of the stall (or dropping down - some of them are sneaky), don't open the door! Watch for a stall with no feet and open it on up.
How do I master the squishing game in Toilet Time?
Simply watch around the drain and wait for the bug to come out. Once it does, don't hesitate to squish him right away. Otherwise, he'll escape and you'll be out a precious toilet roll.
How do I master the unrolling game in Toilet Time?
Drag your finger along the toilet roll as it starts to unroll. Speed up the pace if it's a larger roll, so you can make it roll off even quicker. You'll have it down on the floor in no time.
How do I unlock new toilet types in Toilet Time?
If you complete a certain number of mini-games during your run (like 15 or more), you'll earn keys. You can turn these around to unlock new urinals and toilets, including an Egyptian themed one that is rather cool. For a urinal, anyway.
Do I need to pay for anything in Toilet Time?
The general game is free-to-play, but you can add an extra $1.99 if you wish to remove the commercials and ads that appear after the game over screen. It's your choice, and they really don't get in the way of your sessions, though.