Turd Birds review

When Canabalt first came on to mobile game scene 4 years ago, it caused an endless runner craze. And it also spawned a wave of clones; Temple Run, and Temple Run 2, Subway surfers, Pac-man dash, Monsters U: Catch Archie, Jetpack Joyride, and Temple Run: Oz … and the list goes on. All of these games have the endless runner formula, and will have a 2D or 3D view. But whatever it is Canabalt started an addictive trend, that mobile gamers can’t get enough of.
Turd Birds is a Subway Surfers meets Angry Birds. It is an endless runner game with toilet humour. Now unlike most runners where the character is running, you are playing as a bird named Fred, flying forward, and dodging obstacles, and collecting coins, and pooping on people and you also get points for doing it too. As you are going forward you’ll have some objectives that will earn you coins, they sometimes can pooping on grannies, or children. Let’s say that you have to poop on 5 grannies if successful you’ll get 50 coins. And sometimes you’ll have to poop on a big portrait, but just before you do you’ll eat food like burgers to…..well…..you know help you take a big one on the portrait. And successful you will get a reward of 250 coins. And to add more humour to it all, if you do decide to log in to Facebook that big portrait will have your friend’s picture at random instead.

The controls are smooth and very responsive, and might I add simple too, it’s just a matter of dodging so you’ll just swipe left and right, and to poop on people just tap anywhere on the screen.  The visuals are great, and the music is also down right catchy to listen to, and sound effects of your bird pooping on people and they making comments is just funny.
Turd Birds has a lot of extras for you to buy and try on the track. And there are different birds to buy and unlock, but you don’t unlock them with the coins you collect during the game. You unlock them by collecting a certain amount of items while playing the game. If you want to unlock Otis Splotus you have to collect 80 rockets to unlock him. And when you do unlock them each bird as a unique ability take for instance Beabee has rapid poop ability. And you can also upgrade you bird to take more hits or to have a better shield, just to name a few.
Overall Turd Birds had the addictiveness element of an endless runner game. It has tons of extras to unlock and try out, has cute silly toilet humour, and lots of your friend’s faces to poop on, if you do decide to log in Facebook.  So pick this one up and have pooping good time, happy gaming