What I truly adore about the Android Market place is the massive library of free games, free games made by indie developers, free games
made by big-time studios. But thanks to the open-ended aspect of
Google’s market, there comes a slew of hideous, terribly hilarious
games.
Fortunately, we here at Android
Entity completely understand what our brethren are like. As gamers,
mobile games aren’t exactly the platform we want to be on– but when we
are, we are most likely playing in small windows of time, hoping for
bite sized morsels of entertainment. That is why today– we will help you
avoid the deviously bad games, disguising themselves in Google Play’s “Top Free” section.
The first game to get the treatment is none other than Doodle Mobile Ltd’s, Fast Racing. A game that promises “the fastest and most exhilarating 3D racing action”, Fast Racing
sits nicely at the number nine spot of the Google Play store. With an
average rating of 4.5 stars, and over 5 million downloads, I wouldn’t
blame anyone if they downloaded the title. I’d just be confused as to
why they stayed playing it.
From the get go, it is entirely obvious that Fast Racing is just a blatant rip off of Gameloft’s released racing series, Asphalt. Using the same color coated car as their logo– it’s clear the quality of this game isn’t exactly..original.
After regrettably tapping on the icon, Fast Racing thrusts
you into a quick, low-res loading screen, followed by a poorly made main
menu. Here you can select the shop icon, options, a career mode, or
quick race. Why you would, I’m not entirely sure.
The gameplay of Fast Racing is incredibly basic, though that in
itself is not necessarily a problem. What is a problem, however, is how
quickly you’ll realize there is nothing to do. With only a small,
needless, drift function, and a turbo boost (activated via tap of the
screen)– Fast Racing attempts to offer easy to pick up gameplay, but really only provides a drudgery and boring form of racing.
The AI in all of the modes will be of no challenge for anyone that has
the ability to turn their phones (or tablets), and the graphics of the
game are dull, empty- and blocky. This wouldn’t be an issue, if the game
itself didn’t promise HD graphics.
The cars are non-creative, and all around look the same. Upgrades and
purchases are ludicrously priced and don’t present themselves as
anything desirable. All of this, plus the fact that the designers of Fast Racing have done nothing in particular to make you feel– well, fast, are great reasons to save yourself time and memory.